Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
Randomize
