I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
Randomize
