4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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