I just poured my flask into a drink. Then I realized the drink belonged to the guy next to me so I stole it from him. He confronted me and I made out with him to distract him. When I looked up, I realized his wife was watching. Its barely 10:00.
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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