I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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