So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
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