did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
This is the high leading the old right now
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
I can't turn off my feet"
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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