using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
My pussy is not your playground.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
Randomize
