New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
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