what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
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