Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
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