I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I took my exam the next day still drunk and failed, but I kno for a fact that I filled in the bubbles for my name perfectly
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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