My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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