I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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