Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
So now I can cross "have my ass be someone's phone background" off the bucket list. You know, if it was something I actually had wanted to happen.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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