Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
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