My brain says no but my pants say off.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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