He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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