He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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