butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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