I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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