After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
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