I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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