I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
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