hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
just discovered a semi frightening wound on the side of my head that must have happened last night. if i die of a brain aneurysm, make sure they put "sorry for partying" on my gravestone.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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