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(805): View more from California

someone threw a dead crab at me

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(330): View more from Ohio

When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?

(440): View more from Ohio

What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose

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(513): View more from Ohio

you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar

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(706): View more from Georgia

Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.

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(330): View more from Ohio

now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.

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(519): View more from Ontario

i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt

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(203): View more from Connecticut

If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.

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(813): View more from Florida

I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend

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