At least make sure they are 18
Why
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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