you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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