maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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