He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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