Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
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