He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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