Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
We talked him into tasing himself.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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