plz talk dirty to me
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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