Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
How the hell does my fucking boss know about the goddamned magician I fucked?!?
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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