and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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