I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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