I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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