i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
Randomize
