id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
If its not for food we ain't going out.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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