Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
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