He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
I just got yelled at by a stripper for being a tease.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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