I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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