no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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