Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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