It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
Not only do I have a well-defined bite mark on my arm, but I also have a perfectly clear bruise of a handprint wrapped around my arm like a tribal tattoo. Thoughts on how that happened?
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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