U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
If I'm not naked in the back of a cop car having sex by the end of the night, I did something wrong..
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
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