# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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