She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
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