"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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