i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
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