i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I smell stomach acid.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
Randomize
