We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
Also I want everyone to be drunk at my funeral. Instead of wearing black just blackout. That way everyone can celebrate how fun I was
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
The air taste purple.
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