Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
my poor anus
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Randomize
